BATTLEBLOCK THEATER RINGTONES FULL
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WAIT I MEAN…UH…The Behemoth had just been founded, and Dan was hammering through Alien Hominid like a madman. When I moved up to Pennsylvania in 2004 to work with Newgrounds, we were roommates – roommates who quickly became best pals – best pals who quickly became lovers. I’ve known Dan Paladin for a long while now.

BATTLEBLOCK THEATER RINGTONES PROFESSIONAL

Either way, if my professional know-how comes into question at any point, any one of these excuses should absolve all of me. I have no formal training, no college, no high school diploma, and it would probably be wise to shut up and stop admitting things now. On the side, I make cartoons, dabble in music, etc. By trade, I’m a media designer (you know, visual/graphic/web stuff). I’m not a writer, either – so just struggle through this article like a man and cram your English lesson in advance. First and foremost, I’m not really a voice actor…just a huge idiot who happens to own a mic (THERE, I SAID IT). First, I’ll kick this off with a couple of fun-facts about myself – might help clear a few things up, while effectively shattering the enchanting mystery of ‘the BattleBlock guy’. However, I’m far beyond speculation on this matter my research will continue, and I will not stop until I’ve uncovered the truth. For example, if I were to say: “Don Cheadle touches dude’s butts in his spare time”, it would be MY opinion, not The Behemoth’s.Īnd for the record, it’s unlikely that Don Cheadle touches dude’s butts in his spare time.

BATTLEBLOCK THEATER RINGTONES FULL

Okie dokes, let’s – WAIT – since I’m far too familiar with the flavor of my own foot, I’ll go ahead and drop a safety net over the Behemoth right now and take full responsibility for everything said below this point. That’s what she ANYWAYS don’t feel obligated to read the whole thing, you won’t hurt my feelings. I’ll be gunning for comprehensive here, so grab a coffee or something…this might get a bit long. Hello my precious treats! It’s me, the narrator of BattleBlock Theater, Will Stamper. Note: We’ve run the original post through the cleansing machine so it remains family friendly but we think there’s still plenty of Will Stamper flavor in the post! Edited sections have been marked in red. That’s like giving us the whole secret recipe!! He’ll give you his history with Dan Paladin, talk about developing the cinematics, quips & scripts, he’ll give you a few tips if you’re an aspiring voice actor or looking to work with one, and he’s even given us a list of equipment he uses. We asked him for yet another favor: to write on the subject of working with us at The Behemoth for BattleBlock Theater. Don’t want to take away his street cred). Well you’ve read about our fabulous experiences working with Will Stamper, now read Will Stamper’s experiences being fabulous (My words, not his.

Will Stamper – The Voice of BattleBlock Theater

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